You are walking around the streets near the Townsville City Dump when you hear someone you love whisper your name. You turn around and you see Ace, the leader of the Gang Green Gang holding a half eaten box of chocolates and a wilted rose. He hands them to you and you are so captivated by his eyes you don't even care about the half-assed sentiments of the green-skinned tough guy. He then sweeps you off your feet with an unexpected long and passionate kiss, keeping his hands above your bottom at all times to keep it romantic. He then takes you to a sappy chick-flick love story movie because you wanted to see it; afterward he takes you back to your house safely, giving you a sexy one-eyed wink before he left-also taking with him your best pair of underwear.
You feel his hands slither around your waist, his scaley skin feeling like fine leather against your body. You can hear him breathing in your ear, his hot breath stirring your blood into a frenzy. His snake tongue tickling your earlobe, causing you to buckle at the knees in a mixture of giggles and arousal. He gently nibbles on your neck and shoulder, being sure to cover your entire body with kisses. He presents to you a tiny velvet box, opens it and inside it holds a pair of snake shaped earrings he had made himself; their tails curving into hearts and he whispers in your hear "Happy Valentiness Day~<3"
The fun-sized green boy takes you to the amusement park, where you two are able to sneak on the rides because you can put him in your purse without anybody suspecting anything is amiss. However for rides such as the ferris wheel and the tunnel of love have no height requirements. During the tunnel of love, he begins to serenade you with your favorite love song in Spanish. You finish the night on the ferris wheel, holding hands with him the entire ride. Mostly because you care about him so much, but partly because you are scared to death of heights, the possibility that the ferris wheel will fall off the hinges and kill everybody and that a vampire bat may come and suck your blood. However, the night turns into magic when the cart that is holding you two gets "stuck" at the very top and the fireworks are going off. You two look at each other and lean in for a romantic kiss "Feliz dia San Valentin, mi amor~<3"
You are crying in the bathroom over your recent ex-boyfriend dumping you on Valentines day for your supposed best friend-only to find out that they have been dating for the past six months. You contemplate ending it all right here and now, the razorblade pressed against your wrist you are about to slide it down the tracks when somebody grabs a hold of your hand and pulls it away from your skin. You see your best guy friend (who you secretly had a crush on for quite some time now), his tongue hanging out of his mouth and his usually dangling eyes buldging out of his face. He had been running a long distance to stop you from making a big mistake, and he was out of breath. You beg him to let you do it, but instead he pulls you into him, your lips meeting his. You are so shocked that you drop the box cutter. Your sorrow has turned to happiness as you wrap your arms around him, deepening the kiss. For Valentines Day, Grubber has given you the best present of all: he saved you from yourself.
The giant green person is walking down the street with you on his shoulders, so that you don't get lost in the croud. He takes you on a picnic in the local park, to which his idea of a picnic is looting the grocery store of all it's sugary soda pop and candy. He then uproots a bunch of bushes with brightly colored flowers on them because you said that they looked pretty and they were your favorite kind of flowers. "Billy think you're prettier than any girl Billy ever meet" he tells you and gives you the last box of heart shaped smarties with sayings on them. "Happy Valentines Day, Beautiful~<3"